>>>FAQ<<<
Created: 10/11/04
Modified: 22/04/05
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"Objectify me and I'll
objectify you, and that will be our highest form of love. I don't want anything
intricate. I don't need S/M, special novel sex, touch-my-clit-this-way sex, be
sure to screw me only when the scent of rotten apples is filling the bed, make
sure that Vivaldi is playing, that the Backstreet Boys are blaring, fuck me with
pornography weighing us down on the bed, sit in the corner and dial up a 900
woman who will give you a blow job over the phone, and whack off for me - while
you retain a calm voice over the phone, shoot your spunk onto a centrefold, take
a bite of steak before making out with me, plant tulips and mangoes and apricots
in my cunt and eat them out of me, bronze my nipples and put them in the
Smithsonian, cast your torso and let me carry it around as a handbag, open up a
small café in my pussy and invite your parents and all your friends over for
coffee, look into my eyes and let your pupils dilate as you come and mouth my
name - and when you make me come, it's like a house with a goddamn chimney
flowing because you are home."
- From Feminist Writer Erin Cressida Wilson to her husband.
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>>> INTRODUCTION
Q.001. What is
the purpose of this page?
A.001. I would've thought the title at the top was
self-explanatory. People keep asking me the same questions over and over
again, and I'm not too keen on repetition...Sounding like a broken record gets tedious after
awhile, so I'm hoping this page will cut down on that sort of nonsense, once and for
all.
Some of the questions are also off one of those trivial questionnaires that me mates keep sending me, and being a big skiver, I just can't resist them...As if I don't already chat to my friends often enough!!! :-p
Before I carry on, I just want to add that the above quote (unlike what some of you may think) wasn't placed there to stimulate lust (Hmmm...Do try to contain your inner slut/perv! :-p ) or to demonstrate any state of 'horniness' on my part. Instead, it actually has a completely different effect on me...The intensity and poignancy of Wilson's words brings tears to my eyes.
Q.002. Why did you build this
site?
Hey! I don't think it's TOO bad for a quick Geocities job...At least I don't have neon lettering anywhere at my humble online abode, and it IS only my temporary cyber residence until I have more time to build a proper homepage...I've even got myself a domain name...Just haven't got round to using it yet.
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>>> danke <<<