>>> Mystery Place <<<

As a personal thank you for dropping by, keep checking the menu for Today's Specials to get your daily dose of nuttiness.

You might find a joke, a love story, a funny image, a game, weird music videos, my opinions on this sad old world, my silly antics on webcam, or a SURPRISE!!!

PS - If you have trouble loading any page, it means your connection is crap...sort it out, cheapo. :-p

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^^SUBSERVIENT CHICKEN^^

15/06/05 ~ 14:37

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>>> Are you being served? <<<

It's finger-lickin' good!!!

This fowl creature will do anything for you...anything at all!

...It'll even DIE for you...

PS - Try commands like 'breakdance', 'pick nose', 'go mad'...I promise you it will be funny! :-p

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